Assigned Human Cat Dress – Lifetime Assignment Slip Dress

You didn’t choose the cat.
The cat assigned you.

This dress leans all the way into that truth. A repeating faux-seal pattern declares what every cat owner already knows: Assigned Human. Lifetime Assignment. No appeals. No reassignment. No exit clause.

The soft gold base and deep plum seal give it that official-but-suspicious vibe, like paperwork you never signed but are somehow bound to forever. And honestly? You’re fine with it.

Light, fitted, and just a little flirty, this piece moves easily from casual days to dressed-up nights. Pair it with sneakers and a “don’t talk to me” attitude, or heels and full main-character energy.

Either way, the message is clear:
You belong to a cat. And it shows.

Product Features

• 90% polyester, 10% spandex for a soft, stretchy, body-skimming fit
• Breathable, skin-friendly fabric for comfortable all-day wear
• Deep V neckline designed to highlight collarbone and shape
• Adjustable shoulder straps for a personalized fit
• Ruffled hem adds movement and a subtle, playful edge
• All-over faux seal print: “Assigned Human – Lifetime Assignment”
• Lightweight and easy to style for multiple occasions

Care Instructions

• Hand wash or machine wash (max 45ºC)
• Do not bleach
• Do not soak for extended periods
• Hang or lay flat to dry

Production & Shipping Notice

Each dress is made to order. Please allow approximately 2 weeks for production and shipping. This item may be fulfilled by one of our trusted production partners. Tracking will be provided once your order ships.

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