The designation is permanent. The assignment is non-negotiable.
This bold, seal-style pendant officially recognizes what you already know: once chosen, you are an Assigned Human for life. Featuring a tender line-art illustration of a person holding their cat, framed inside a formal emblem marked “Lifetime Assignment,” this necklace blends warmth with tongue-in-cheek authority.
Crafted from high-quality surgical steel with an optional 18k gold finish, this necklace is equal parts sentiment and satire. It’s a wearable badge of devotion for cat lovers who understand that love isn’t temporary — it’s a lifelong posting.
No appeals process. No term limits. Lifetime assignment confirmed.
