You don’t just hold the phone. You hold the responsibility.
The Assigned Human Phone Stand is a functional reminder of your permanent role in the cat distribution system. Designed for comfort, stability, and quiet resignation, this sleek oval phone stand works as both a grip and a kickstand—perfect for scrolling, streaming, or answering texts you were summoned to read.
Lifetime assignment. Still no training provided.
Product Features
Bright, durable polycarbonate print with vivid, long-lasting color
Comfort-focused oval shape that extends for grip and folds flat
Functions as both a phone grip and a kickstand
Reusable adhesive backing — repositionable and easy to apply
Compact one-size design (1.4″ × 2.8″) with metal mechanism
Available in matte or glossy finish
Produced by one of our international manufacturing partners
Care Instructions
Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth to remove dust or dirt.
Production & Shipping Notice
This phone stand is made to order and produced by one of our international partners. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your order. Slight variations in color or placement may occur.
