This cat lover t-shirt features an official-looking seal that reads “Assigned Human – Chosen by the Cat.” It’s a quiet declaration of hierarchy, presented with authority, gold accents, and zero room for appeal.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee, this shirt has a relaxed fit and a soft, broken-in feel that works for everyday wear. It’s playful without being loud, funny without being cartoonish, and immediately understood by the right audience.
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👕 Product Features
100% ring-spun U.S. cotton — soft, breathable, and durable
Garment-dyed after construction for rich color and a worn-in texture
Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed, comfortable drape
Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, classic silhouette
Double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear
Available in sizes S–4XL (availability may vary by partner)
Sewn-in label; responsibly made
🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean
📦 Production & Shipping Notice
This t-shirt is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Because each item is created specifically for your order, production and shipping times may vary slightly. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is crafted just for you.
