Hydration, but make it credentialed. This 40oz stainless steel tumbler features the Great American University seal with the title Associate Professor, Yugeology Department—a distinguished role from a highly fictional institution where conclusions are firm and confidence is mandatory.
Built for long days, extended commentary, and uninterrupted certainty, this high-capacity tumbler keeps drinks cold or hot for hours thanks to double-wall insulation. The ergonomic handle and reusable straw make it practical for travel, work, or field research of the entirely theoretical kind.
Finished with a durable UV-DTF printed design, this tumbler delivers political parody with a polished, low-profile look that doesn’t shout—yet somehow still does.
✨ Product Features
40oz (1.18 L) high-capacity stainless steel body
Double-wall insulation for hours of temperature retention
Ergonomic handle with powder-coated, non-slip finish
Leak-proof push-on lid with reusable straw included
UV-DTF printed design for a low-profile, durable finish
BPA-free construction
Available in Black or Navy Blue
Political parody design with fictional university branding
🧼 Care Instructions
Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended)
Or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
📦 Production & Parody Notice
This item is made to order.
Design is political satire and parody. Great American University and its Yugeology Department are fictional and used solely for humorous purposes.
