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Bureau of Low Expectations Magnet | Office of Partial Success
Bureau of Low Expectations Magnet | Office of Partial Success
Regular price
$9.25 USD
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$9.75 USD
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$9.25 USD
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A small badge of adjusted standards.
This die-cut magnet features a vintage-style seal reading “Bureau of Low Expectations — Office of Partial Success,” complete with a thoroughly unimpressed eagle who seems to have seen how this usually goes.
The worn, muted palette gives it that familiar, official look with just enough irony to land. It doesn’t try too hard. It doesn’t need to. It just sits there, doing its job, which is more or less the point.
Stick it on a fridge, locker, whiteboard, or file cabinet. It holds steady through daily use and quietly earns its place somewhere between humor and truth.
Product Features
- Matte finish with full-color print on one side
- Durable, flexible vinyl with black backing
- Weather-resistant for indoor or outdoor use
- Custom die-cut shape for a clean, finished look
- Available in multiple sizes with long-lasting color
Image on the magnet:
Size Guide
| Size | Width (in) | Height (in) | Depth (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2" x 2" | 2.00 | 2.00 | 0.03 |
| 3" x 3" | 3.00 | 3.00 | 0.03 |
| 4" x 4" | 4.00 | 4.00 | 0.03 |
| 5" x 5" | 5.00 | 5.00 | 0.03 |
| 6" x 6" | 6.00 | 6.00 | 0.03 |
Care Instructions
- Wipe dust gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
Production & Shipping (Print-on-Demand)
This magnet is made to order, not mass produced.
- Please allow approximately 2 weeks for production and shipping
- Some orders may be fulfilled by trusted international partners to ensure consistent quality and delivery times
- Slight variations in color or placement may occur
