This candle captures that exact moment your cat decides Christmas enthusiasm is a personal attack. Santa hat? Unacceptable. Cheer? Suspicious. Participation? Absolutely not.
Light it up and enjoy a festive vibe… with boundaries.
Why You’ll Love It:
100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, cozy burn
50–60 hour burn time to survive the entire holiday season
Cotton wick for a smooth, steady flame
Hilariously accurate cat energy in one perfect design
Nine scent options to match your level of holiday tolerance
Light It and Lower Expectations Perfect for decorating, gifting, or quietly judging the chaos of the season from a safe distance.
Because nothing says “holiday cheer” like a cat who said no.
Product Features:
100% natural soy wax blend
100% cotton wick
9oz glass jar
50–60 hour burn time
Glossy permanent adhesive label
ASTM safety compliant
Assembled in the USA
Size:
Height: 3.50"
Diameter: 2.80"
Care Instructions:
Burn within sight
Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials
Production & Shipping Notice (POD): This product is made to order. It may take a little longer to arrive, but it helps reduce overproduction and waste. Festive. Intentional. Slightly unwilling.
