This flying disc delivers peak contradiction energy. Bright, bold, and impossible to ignore, it’s perfect for people who claim one thing and then absolutely participate anyway.
Whether you’re at the park, the beach, or aggressively tossing it at someone who “wasn’t ready,” this disc shows up with attitude and airtime.
Why You’ll Love It:
Lightweight, durable plastic built for real throws
Flies smooth, even when your aim does not
Floats on water because losing it would be embarrassing
Bold design that’s visible from across the field
Comes in multiple colors (yes… including orange)
Play, But Make It Ironic Perfect for casual games, competitive chaos, or just proving a point mid-throw. It’s fun, functional, and slightly contradictory… just like you.
Product Features:
100% plastic construction
Diameter: 10.88" (27.6 cm)
Weather-resistant performance
Floats on water
Available in 5 colors
Care Instructions:
Wipe clean as needed
Production & Shipping Notice (POD): This product is made to order. It may take a little longer to arrive, but it helps reduce overproduction and waste. Responsible. Efficient. Still not your color.
