Solid acacia wood construction with warm, natural grain
Removable slate surface engraved for soft grey contrast
Includes matching cheese knife and fork
Recessed slots keep utensils neatly stored
Engraved parody seal adds a bold but understated focal point
Designed for entertaining, gifting, and conversation-starting spreads
🧼 Care Instructions
Hand wash only
Do not soak
Slate insert may be wiped clean with a damp cloth
📦 Production & Shipping Notice
This charcuterie board is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Because each piece is crafted individually, slight variations in wood grain and engraving depth are part of its natural, handcrafted character. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each board is created just for you.
Disclaimer
This product is intended as political satire and parody. All humor is expressive commentary and not affiliated with or endorsed by any political candidate, party, or organization.
