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Pet Ownership Implies Control | Cat Humor T-Shirt

Pet Ownership Implies Control | Cat Humor T-Shirt

Regular price $28.50 USD
Regular price $32.75 USD Sale price $28.50 USD
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🐾 Product Description

A statement has been made.
It is incorrect.

This t-shirt captures a universal truth known by anyone who lives with a cat: ownership is a myth. Featuring soft, expressive artwork and a quietly defiant message, this design blends gentle humor with lived experience. Cats decide. Humans adapt.

Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a relaxed drape, this shirt feels broken-in from day one. The muted color palette and hand-drawn illustration keep it thoughtful rather than loud — perfect for everyday wear, cat people gatherings, or silently winning arguments you no longer bother having.

Comfortable. Honest. Cat-approved (conditionally).


✨ Product Features

  • 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton — soft, breathable, and durable

  • Garment-dyed after construction for rich color and worn-in texture

  • Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed, comfortable drape

  • Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean silhouette

  • Double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear

  • Available in sizes S–4XL (availability may vary by partner)

  • Sewn-in label; responsibly made


🧺 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

  • Do not bleach

  • Tumble dry low

  • Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

  • Do not dry clean


📦 Production & Shipping Notice

This t-shirt is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Because each item is created specifically for your order, production and shipping times may vary slightly. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is crafted just for you.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
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