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“Totally Crushing It. Obviously.” Engraved Dog Tag Necklace

“Totally Crushing It. Obviously.” Engraved Dog Tag Necklace

Regular price $54.95 USD
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Purchase this best-seller and we guarantee it will exceed your highest expectations!

The “Totally Crushing It. Obviously.” Engraved Dog Tag Necklace is a confident, tongue-in-cheek keepsake designed for anyone with main-character energy. Whether you're gifting it or treating yourself, this piece strikes the perfect balance of humor, personality, and polished style.

Crafted from high-quality surgical steel and available with an 18K gold finish, this necklace feels luxurious while still delivering a playful political-parody vibe. The clean, bold engraving makes it a standout accessory that sparks conversation everywhere it goes.

Your necklace comes lovingly packaged in a complimentary gift box—perfect for birthdays, holidays, bragging rights, or “just because.”


  • High-quality polished surgical steel

  • Optional 18K yellow gold finish

  • Bold, confidence-packed engraved design

  • Durable military-style dog tag

  • Comes in a complimentary gift box


  • Dog Tag Pendant: 28.5mm x 51mm

  • Chain: 24" (61cm) luxury military-style ball chain

  • Clasp: Upgraded lobster-clasp attachment

  • No personalization option

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