“Wreck the tree. Blame the puppy. FA LA LA LA LA…”
A holiday strategy. Time-tested. Cat-approved.
This candle captures the true spirit of the season: chaos, denial, and absolutely zero accountability. The tree didn’t stand a chance, and somehow… it’s still not the cat’s fault.
Light it and let the festivities begin. Carefully. Or not.
Why You’ll Love It:
100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, cozy burn
50–60 hour burn time to survive peak holiday chaos
Cotton wick for a smooth, steady flame
Festive design with elite-level cat logic
Nine scent options to match your holiday mood
Light It and Accept What’s About to Happen Perfect for decorating, gifting, or mentally preparing for ornaments to mysteriously relocate themselves to the floor.
Because it’s not a real Christmas until something gets knocked over.
Product Features:
100% natural soy wax blend
100% cotton wick
9oz glass jar
50–60 hour burn time
Glossy permanent adhesive label
ASTM safety compliant
Assembled in the USA
Size:
Height: 3.50"
Diameter: 2.80"
Care Instructions:
Burn within sight
Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials
Production & Shipping Notice (POD): This product is made to order. It may take a little longer to arrive, but it helps reduce overproduction and waste. Festive. Intentional. Not the cat’s fault.
